What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 14:58
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
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You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!